• want to work for the fbi
    fbi agent:
  • ok but can i work in the xfiles department
    me:
  • there is no xfiles department
    fbi agent:
  • i gotcha
    me:
  • [winks]
    me:
  • fbi agent:
Anonymous asked: “Who hurt you ”

highschoolhandjobs:

you want a list or what

micdotcom:

Watch: Mac Miller hates Trump — but has a great reason why he won’t leave the U.S. if Trump’s elected.

acidic-skies:

I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged so I can unplug it and roll to the other side of the bed.

Grammar

cynical-jerks-r-us:

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate